10. TAR BALL
Dress all in black, paint all your skin black, paint your tongue black, paint your eyeballs black. You’re a tar ball!
Just wear clothes that you have, but should never wear together… buy a big, big bag of mushrooms. Free love!
Something ethnic, something neon, something gold… get to the party late, stay for 45 seconds, complain about the sound system, then leave. ¬†Tweet about the cops shutting it down.
Nothing is sexier than bedbugs… NOTHING!
But seriously, if you go as a bed bug, you may just get some weird slizz hanging off you like, “Wanna infest my bed?” ¬†Girls get loose on Halloween!