10. TAR BALL

Dress all in black, paint all your skin black, paint your tongue black, paint your eyeballs black. You’re a tar ball!

9. HIPPIE

Just wear clothes that you have, but should never wear together… buy a big, big bag of mushrooms. Free love!

8. MIA

Something ethnic, something neon, something gold… get to the party late, stay for 45 seconds, complain about the sound system, then leave.  Tweet about the cops shutting it down.

7. BEDBUG

Nothing is sexier than bedbugs… NOTHING!
But seriously, if you go as a bed bug, you may just get some weird slizz hanging off you like, “Wanna infest my bed?”  Girls get loose on Halloween!

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